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NOTE FROM CHRIS:
You’ve no doubt heard of the Dirty Sanchez, right?
Well, here are the names of some sex acts
you might not be quite as familiar with…

The Top 10 Cool Names for Sex Acts

10> The Chocolate Fondue

9> The Ellen Fantasy Blowjob

8> The Congressman Foley Towel-Teaser

7> Muff-Buffing the Dachshund

6> The Cheney/Whittington Facial Blast

5> The Schwing Blade

4> The Spock Crotch-Meld

3> The Mary Lou Retton Turbo Dismount

2> The Cream-Filled Twinkie vs. the Bundt Cake

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Cool Name for a Sex Act…
1> Around the World According to Garp


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Credits:

Selected from 44 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — 1, 8 (3rd #1)
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 2
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT — 2
Chuck Salerno, Schaumburg, IL — 3
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 4, Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5
Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 6, 7
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 9
Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA — 10
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor

RUNNERS UP list — Lousy Acting

69 and a Half Weeks
     (Kim Moser, New York, NY)

Crotch Moshing
     (Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA)

Emeril Muffin Man
     (Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

Fellatiopalooza
     (Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)

Going Antarctic
     (Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA)

Sting’s Tantric Twister
     (Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)

The Akron Swiffer
     (Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA)

The Axl Rose Long-Delayed Orgasm
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

The Bannister Slide
     (Chuck Salerno, Schaumburg, IL)

The Black-Eyed Please
     (Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA)

The Hershey Hootenanny
     (Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY)

The Judge Judy Hole Truth
     (Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY)

The Log Jam
     (Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC)

The Speared Pickle
     (Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA)

The Tammy Faye Pancake Job
     (Mark Weiss, Austin, TX)

Runners Up list name
     (Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ)

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