April 8, 2011     

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

There’s a book called “How to Live
With a Huge Penis.” Don’t believe me?
Lookee here!

The Top 9 Chapters in
“How to Live With a Huge Penis”

9> It’s All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses an Eye

8> “Manning the Grill at a Nudist Resort” and Other Cautionary
Tales

7> Locating Cavernous Women

6> More Good News: You Don’t Need a Corvette!

5> Deep Throat and Acid Reflux: a Perilous Combination

4> “STOP LAUGHING AT ME!! IT’S A REAL PROBLEM, DAMNIT!!”
and Other Pickup Lines

3> Stand Back! Logistics of the Urinal

2> “No, Why Don’t You Buy ME A Drink?”

and the Number 1 Chapter in “How to Live With a Huge Penis”…

1> Driving the Lane With Your Magic Johnson

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 1 (18th #1)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — 2, 6
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 3, 5
Emily Fortner, Huntsville, AL — 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 7
Doug Finney, Houston, TX — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 9
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor