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February 10, 2006      Share

The Top 10 Benefits
to Having a Small Penis

10> More time to pursue hobbies without bothersome distraction
of a career in porn.

9> Three words: vaginal wiggle room.

8> Even the sluttiest math teacher won’t impact your ability to
approach the blackboard.

7> Never having to apologize for bruising a cervix.

6> Kinky chicks never try to tie it in a knot.

5> The sex store never sells out of cock rings in your size.

4> You don’t have to worry about touching the sides when
using it to play “Operation.”

3> You can come in small packages. Heh heh.

2> It’s way too short to get you into trouble, unlike that of
your Oval Office predecessor.

and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Benefit to Having Small Penis…
1> Nair-ing your doughy man-boobs once a week is more than worth
the price of having your giant clitoris envied by the entire
women’s locker room.


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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Sib Mandrake, Beaver Valley Junction, IA — 1, 8 (8th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 3, 6
Stephanie Shiner-Thompson, Brainerd, MN — 4
Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 5, 10
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA — Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor

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