February 16, 2012
Sleeping With a Presidential Candidate
9> When you ask him what his favorite position is, he gives you
a five minute dissertation on illegal immigration.
8> Wants a threesome, but refuses to name his partner until
after he’s in.
7> Says he wants to get rough with you and tie you down –
regarding your lack of commitment to his energy proposal.
6> Claims she can see Russia from your bedroom window.
5> Even after the disaster involving the midgets and the trapeze
he asks, “Can I still count on your vote?”
4> He promises to divorce his third wife just before he cums
in your mouth.
3> When you say you’re hungry for a little Korean, he introduces
you to his own personal “Kim Schlong Il.”
2> “Oh, so that’s the *other* Santorum everyone keeps talking
about.”
Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX — 1, 4 (21st #1)
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH — 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3, 6
C.F. Knight, Anaheim, CA — 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ — 7
Victor Vitek, Hopewell Junction, NY — 8
Leonard Topolski, Pearland, TX — 9
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — Topic
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA — List owner/editor