NOTE FROM GREG:

Star Trek executive producers Brannon Braga and
Rick Berman told TV Guide in an upcoming issue
that the franchise may be ailing, but it’s not dead yet.

The Top 6 Ways to Save Star Trek

6> Four words: The Million Nerd March.

5> Get George Lucas to write more crappy “Star Wars” stuff, thus eliminating the competition.

4> Write one of those things “Enterprise” is lacking. You know, scripts.

3> Jump through the portal at the City on the Edge of Forever, change history to give the last movie a comprehensible plot.

2> Rename it “Law and Order: Special Trek Unit.”

and the Number 1 Way to Save Star Trek…

1> Convert it to Christianity.

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 4
David James, Deep Space Nine — 2
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Doug Exeter, This Island Earth — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU List Name
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith