NOTE FROM JOHN:

Seems like people are already lining up for tickets
for “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.”
What do geeks do when faced with almost three
months of idle time to wait until the movie opens?

The Top 9 Ways to Pass the
Time in Line for Episode II Tickets

9> As the heat rises from the sidewalks at noon and the night- time temps plunge to near freezing, decide that at your age there must be better venues for satisfying your inner fan-boy.

8> Two words: Jar-Jar pinatas.

7> Spend the months pumping up your expectations to yet even *greater* unattainable levels.

6> Damn! Nelson’s kind of a hottie in that Princess Leia bikini.

5> Hold an impromptu “Chewbacca Sound-Alike” contest.

4> Compose letter to Natalie Portman explaining in graphic detail why your love is pure, unlike those other dweebs.

3> A little song, a little dance, a little frozen carbonite down your pants.

2> “Proof of my Jedi powers? Pull my finger.”

and the Number 1 Way to Pass the Time in Line for Episode II
Tickets…

1> “Hey, it’s MY turn to wear the bucket! Besides, my Vader is tons better than yours.”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, 6, 8 (Hat trick, 2nd #1!)
Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 2
Charles d’Olive, Waterloo, IA — 3, RU List Name
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 5
Dave Hill, Centennial, CO — 7
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 9
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director