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December 11, 2009
Conquers the Martians,” or the version
presented by MST3K, it’s a classic Sci-Fi B
movie that is so bad it’s good. Take the time
to download or rent it this holiday season.
8> Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
7> This time, Santa takes along Fran Drescher as “co-ambassador.”
When the Martian ears and antennae are bleeding from the
assault by the Drescher Voice Weapon, they will quickly see
the wisdom of sharing their secrets of advanced propulsion,
time travel, and instantaneous transport.
6> Reindeer Flyover After Mexican Dinner
5> Bring better presents to the Neptunians. Then, when the
Martians attacked them out of spite, they’d be totally
destroyed. Everyone knows Neptune is far superior in terms of
armed military might.
4> Arm up those elves with AK-47′s and a few frags, tell them
Martians are taking their jobs.
3> Give them all subscriptions to lame internet humor lists and
the race will die out as they all become sexless nerds and
fail to reproduce.
2> Santa’s ace in the hole: Marvin is a double agent.
Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 1
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, 7, Topic
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4
Michele Lord, Lincoln, NE — 5
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 6
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator