The Top 9 Ways High School
Seniors Could Use a Replicator

9> Unlimited supply of mashed potatoes for that grande finale food fight in the cafeteria!

8> Smuggle one cricket into the principal’s office, jam the start button, go home for the weekend.

7> Naked, anatomically correct cheerleader action figures.

6> “I figure that in two years, I’ll have all the parts for a mockup of the Enterprise D.”

5> Stoners will have “the never-ending bag of Doritos.”

4> How else am I gonna get straight A’s on my report card?

3> “Punch, fruit, spiked.”

2> You can crank out enough TP to roll the whole town. Literally!

and the Number 1 Way High School Seniors Could Use a Replicator…

1> Fill an empty swimming pool with 10,000 copies of the homecoming queen’s panties. Skinny dip.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 9
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 3, 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6, 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator