The Top 9 Vulcan Pick-Up Lines

9> “Bet you $20 you can’t make me smile.”

8> “Ever wondered what seven years of foreplay would be like?”

7> “Did you know that fingers aren’t the only thing we Vulcan girls are good at spreading apart?”

6> “Would you care to retire to my quarters for a brief, illogical interlude?”

5> “I have obtained instructional materials entitled ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’ and ‘Earth Girls Are Easy.’ If you would like to view them with me, we could check their accuracy — and perhaps begin a ‘Plan 10′ of our own.”

4> “You have a beautiful mind. Wanna meld?”

3> “Would you like to come up to my room and see my mathematical proof of Cochrane’s warp-field equations?”

2> “This is the second time I’ve been forced to endure my Pon Farr on the Ferengi home world. I trust the price for your wife has not appreciated?”

and the Number 1 Vulcan Pick-Up Line…

1> “Jim, it would be illogical for me to store a tropical Terran fruit in my trousers, therefore it must be that I am pleased to see you again.”

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 8
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator