The Top 9 Valentine’s Day
Gifts for Science Fiction Fans

9> A box of chocolate Tribbles.

8> Matching Klingon forehead masks… okay, a single Klingon forehead mask and a poster of Seven of Nine.

7> *One* ticket to the 12:01 Early Nerd showing of “Daredevil.”

6> One Ring to rule you.

5> A time machine, so she can go back to the days where she could actually *get away with* that Princess Leia gold bikini.

4> “Love. Monkey. Hot.”

3> A flux-capacitor, a box of chocolates and a chance meeting with your own mother.

2> Anything red… except a shirt.

and the Number 1 Valentine’s Day Gift for a Science Fiction
Fan…

1> Oh, the usual for Valentine’s Day: Gig upon gig of sweet, sweet porn.

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Toby Click, Macon, GA — 1, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2, 4
Steven Shehori, Toronto, Canada — 3
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, Canada — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6, 8
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — HM List Name
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith, RU
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