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August 18, 2006
like a good idea in the heat of passion, but
here are some things you need to think about
after the glow, (or whatever) has faded.
Problems in an Interspecies Marriage
10> The love between a female Klingon and a leather goddess of
Lesbos is indeed a beautiful thing, but you hate the
derogatory term “Klondyke.”
9> He can shape shift everything but the size of his genitals.
8> She’s always bitching that you never leave the toilet seat
sideways.
7> Guests are unsure if they should sit on the Aliens’ side of
the church or the Predators’ side.
6> Have you ever seen PMS in a female Klingon?
5> Tab A is expected to fit AROUND Slot B.
4> Never slamdance with your Wookiee wife.
3> You have to engage Middle Earth in a vast war against evil
before she will give you any of that hot Elf nookie.
2> Same as normal marriage — convincing her that anal sex isn’t
as bad as her friends make it out to be.
your nuts in a jar, and it’s not a figure of speech.
Selected from 59 submissions from 16 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — 1
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 6, 8, 9 (Hat trick!)
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 7, 10
Kate Melnyk, Tewksbury, MA — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator