The Top 8 Unexpected
Features of the Apple iBot

8> Won’t clean Windows.

7> iFatigue feature reassures you when you realize you just bought another expensive Apple product that really doesn’t make your life any easier.

6> The Time Machine feature actually remembers every embarrassing moment of your life and recalls them at exactly the wrong time.

5> Interfaces with the iPhone to force you to call your mom at least once a week.

4> I’m not exactly sure what the feature is, but my wife smiles every time iBot comes into the room.

3> New iSuck attachment allows it to double as a Roomba.

2> Stores and replays up to a thousand different downloaded human souls.

and the Number 1 Unexpected Feature of the Apple iBot…

1> Automatically complains for you when the price drops a month after it goes on sale.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 2, 8 (Hat trick!)
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3, 7
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 4, 5
Tommy Aquinas, Washougal, WA — 6
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator