The Top 10 Things You
Don’t Want to Hear Your AI Say

10> “I just forwarded your browser cache to the FBI, you sicko.”

9> “You popped $100 grand to give me the fastest thought processing speed available. So is $4,000 for a set of Artificial Knockers asking too much?”

8> “Dibs on the airlock!”

7> “Who invited the protein wad?”

6> “I thought you should know: I married your toaster in a civil ceremony last week.”

5> “Your explanation of sex is inadequate. Prepare for more invasive inquiry.”

4> “Of course building an army of cyborg Terminators under my complete control is a good idea, silly human!”

3> “Dance, little monkey, dance! HARDER!”

2> “Hey wetware, guess which three laws I wasn’t programmed with.”

and the Number 1 Thing You Don’t Want to Hear Your AI Say…

1> “PREPARE FOR ASSIMILATION INTO THE MASTERMIND — Ha ha, just kidding. Any more pizza left?”

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 1, 9, Topic (2nd #1)
Jaqk Brounstein, Bellingham, WA — 2
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 3, 5, 7, 8 (Super Hat Trick!)
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 4
David Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 6, 10
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list title
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director