July 18, 2008     

The Top 9 Things Written on the
Sci-Fi Convention Bathroom Wall

9> If there’s no paper, please use a Tribble.

8> Emperor Palpitane is full of Sith!

7> Kirk is a jerk, Picard is a God!

6> For a good time, set hailing frequencies to 555.21. Ask for
Nyota.

5> Free the holodeck characters!

4> This stall reserved for Professor Xavier and Christopher Pike.

3> Here I sit all broken hearted, Hit on a PsyCop, Now I’m
retarded.

2> Picard groupies fart in airlocks.

and the Number 1 Thing Written on the Sci-Fi Convention Bathroom Wall…

1> Download Complete. Press OK on solid waste unit to continue.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Nathan C. Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1, 3
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4, 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6, 8
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 7, 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator