NOTE FROM DAVE:

Wookiees are a proud and strong race in the Star
Wars universe. However, we’ve come up with a few
things that might make them more than a little nervous.

The Top 10 Things
Wookiees Are Afraid Of

10> The Comb: an implement capable of inflicting unending torture.

9> Missing that crucial every-three-years rabies shot.

8> Affectionate little kids with sticky candy suckers.

7> People with nothing better to do than to run about carrying cans of red paint.

6> Cross-breeding with Jar-jar Binks!

5> Three words: Wookiee Pattern Baldness.

4> Ewoks bearing scissors.

3> The IRS, funny noises from the engine and Madonna’s singing, just like the rest of us.

2> Epi-Wookiee, Dark Lady of the Sith.

and the Number 1 Thing Wookiees Are Afraid Of…

1> Sweeney Todd, the Daemon Barber of Fleet Street

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 1, 2, 4 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 8
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 5
Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 6, 7
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 9, 10, Runner Up list name
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — Honorable Mentions list name
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight