NOTE FROM DAVE:

It’s Monkey Week!
Every Little Fiver this week is about monkeys!
Why? Because we can.
Up on the Empire State Building, the beauty
and the beast had lots of time for
dialogue. Here is some of what we missed.

The Top 10 Things We Didn’t
Hear Fay Wray Say to King Kong

10> “On the newspaper, you stupid ape!”

9> “That’s a mighty impressive Kong you have there, but calling it ‘King’ is a bit pretentious.”

8> “What do you mean, you’ve never been to the top of the Empire State building? It’s soooo romantic.”

7> “Let’s see… I can tell that your lifeline is extremely short, and that it takes a very distinct plunge towards the end.”

6> “Look at this callus! When was the last time you exfoliated?”

5> “Could you switch paws? I am soooo getting a wedgie!”

4> “So, where’s the ‘hot monkey sex’ you promised me?”

3> “Listerine. Look into it.”

2> “I think we’re gonna need more K-Y.”

and the Number 1 Thing We Didn’t Hear Fay Wray Say to King
Kong…

1> “You never pick nits out of my hair anymore.”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 2
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 3
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 4, 7
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 5
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 6, 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 9, 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Rookie No More