NOTE FROM DAVE:

On Sunday, “Knight Rider” returns to NBC. Things
have changed, of course, but the premise is the
same. An indestructable car that talks and drives
itself. Thankfully, David H will not be riding.

The Top 9 Things the
New KITT Will Not Be Saying

9> “If you sing ‘Jump in My Car’ just once I swear I’ll drive us into a Mack truck.”

8> “Your door is ajar.”

7> “No, I don’t know the way to San Jose. And don’t call me Shelby!”

6> “This is not your father’s Trans Am!”

5> “It’s for your own good. I’m not going thru another drive thru restaurant.”

4> “Oh, yes, shift me faster, big man. Faster! Faster! Oh, yes, right there!”

3> “I should have been a V8!”

2> “Good news, Michael. I just saved you a ton of money by switching to Geico.”

and the Number 1 Thing the New KITT Will Not Be Saying…

1> “Looks like that cute little Mazda has her high beams on.”

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 9
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 2
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 4
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 5, 7
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 6
Darin Oberhart, Bettendorf, IA — 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator