The Top 6 Things That Will Get
You Kicked Out of X-Men School

6> “Mutating the Chicken” in public.

5> Starting yet another brawl by taping a fork to your wrist and saying “Ooooh, look I’m soooo scary! I’m Wolverine!”

4> Spiking Iceman’s soda with antifreeze.

3> Extending your elastic eyeball through the plumbing into the girls’ locker room.

2> Giggling uncontrollably every time someone says “Hugh Jackman.”

and the Number 1 Thing That Will Get You Kicked Out of X-Men
School…

1> Asking Storm to autograph stills you captured from the “Swordfish” DVD.

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2, 5
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 6
Doug Exeter, This Island Earth — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON — Dark Lord Of The Sith