The Top 10 Things
SF Fans Dream About

10> Once — just once — Lazarus Long says “No thanks, Mom. I’ve got a headache.”

9> All the hot babes I’m going to meet while standing in line for the next Star Wars movie.

8> “Computer: Earl Grey, hot. Doritos, large. And oh, yeah… one Orion slave girl.”

7> Seven of Nine on one arm, Dax on the other: Grok around th

clock, baby!

6> Hot wookiee-on-wookiee action, baby!

5> Jar Jar’s horrible, grisly, painful death. In slow motion. With popcorn.

4> “Honey, it’s a Mister Lucas on the phone for you. He said he needs your help again.”

3> You’re in your temporal mechanics class and you realize you’re in an alternate universe where you forgot to wear your clothes.

2> “The attacking BEM falls to the ground as I holster my blaster and turn to the alien princess. We have no common language, yet the telepathic boosters in my Space Ranger helmet communicate her desire, though the sultry glance she sends my way speaks louder than a psi-link. Her firm yet yielding bosom jiggles as I pull her toward me. She is clearly excited by the touch of my callused hands on her green skin. Her lips part and– and– Mom!! I told you not to come into the basement when I’m writing code!”

and the Number 1 Thing SF Fans Dream About…

1> Spending the night in the girls’ dorm at the Vulcan Science Academy during Pon Farr Week.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kyros Starr, Everett, WA — 1
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 9
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 3
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 4, 10
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 5, 6
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 7, 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight