The Top 8 Things SF
Fans Are Thankful For

8> Two things: Seven of Nine.

7> Lazarus Long is thankful for redheaded women, sisters who are daughters and keeping it all in the Families.

6> In most countries, extreme geekhood is not a crime.

5> No one can remember what you did last night in the Con Suite — not even you.

4> We’re grateful nothing remotely LIKE “Fahrenheit 451″ or “1984″ could ever happen here. In America.

3> We’re all just thankful the SciFi Network is still around to play the old turkeys.

2> The urinals at most SF cons are the long tall design so whe

you’re in your Planet of the Apes costume, no one can see that you didn’t apply your makeup ‘everywhere.’

and the Number 1 Thing SF Fans Are Thankful For…

1> We don’t have to eat those turkeys from Deneb IV. Have you had one of those? They’re disgusting!

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 1, 3
Vilyehm Teighlore, Tucson, AZ — 2, 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6, 8
Ellen Jones, Raleigh, NC — 7
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight