The Top 5 Things SciFi
Characters Only Tell Their Diaries

5> R2-D2: “If only Threepio would pay attention to what I was actually saying and translate it correctly, I could let everyone know that Darth Vader is actually little Ani, Luke’s father! ‘Fluent in over six million forms of communication,’ my metal ass!”

4> Michael Valentine Smith: “I swear if Jubal doesn’t stop spouting off at the drop of a hat on every subject imaginable, he’ll be grokking the inside of the nearest active volcano.”

3> Jabba the Hutt: “No one will admit it, but I’m sure that this dais makes me look fat.”

2> Guinan: “If Picard doesn’t let me play some Funkadelic in Ten Forward instead of that lame Romulan easy listening crap, I’m gonna send his ass into a temporal anomaly he’ll *never* get out of.”

and the Number 1 Thing SciFi Characters Only Tell Their
Diaries…

1> Paul Atreides: “Their beauty haunts my dreams, and the sweetness of their voices enchants my every waking moment. But if they are indeed Spice Girls, why are their eyes not blue?”

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 4
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 5
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director