December 12, 2008     

The Top 6 Things Overheard at
the U.S.S. Enterprise Holiday Party

6> “That’s nothing. Data is using the replicator to make *actual*
copies of his butt.”

5> “Captain, I understand my Vulcan characteristics reduce
costume and makeup costs, but it is not logical to cast me as
Santa’s elf in the ship’s Christmas play.”

4> “The Captain’s standing under the mistletoe. Again.”

3> “If I hear ‘Grandma Got Run Over By A Starship’ one more time
I’m gonna puke.”

2> “This sugar cookie is without honor.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the U.S.S. Enterprise Holiday Party…

1> “Someone used those darn Tribbles as ornaments and now you
can’t even see the tree!”

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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 5
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4, Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator