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December 15, 2006
Overheard at the SF Holiday Party
9> I’m not being judgemental or anything, but I gotta admit I
was a little creeped out by the bald dude with his arm up
Master Yoda’s ass.”
8> “Geez, Lazarus — with all you’ve had to choose from, you
brought your mother as your date THIS year — again??”
7> “Greetings. I am the Emergency Holiday Hologram System. Please
state the nature of the Yuletide emergency.”
6> “Have you seen Rudolph? He’s totally high on spice!”
5> “When I retire from Starfleet, I’m thinking of becoming a
lawyer. Or maybe a game show host!”
4> “A ring? For me? Oh, Frodo, you shouldn’t have!”
3> “It’s really starting to bug me when Wedge refers to Santa as
‘Red Leader.’”
2> “Kirk just said to Picard that Joel was a better host than
Mike, and that’s when the fight broke out.”
in a Santa suit, gives everyone a set of kitchen spices, then
explodes.”
Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 2, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 3, 6
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 8
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 9
Chris von Seggern, Cibolo, TX — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator