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April 27, 2007
but some of our SF characters are getting
up there in years, or at least the actors
that played them are. No doubt they will all
end up complaining to each other.
Science Fiction Retirement Village
10> “Oh, that’s just Captain Apollo; pretty nice guy, but he
keeps insisting his roommate Starbuck somehow got turned
into a hot blonde chick.”
9> “Depressed? Why should I feel depressed? Just because my
lightsaber doesn’t ignite like it used to…”
8> “Sure I miss my old Captain’s chair. But what I really want
is a bowl of prunes for my Captain’s stool.”
7> “You can’t do this to a Space Admiral! I’m calling
Starfleet!”
6> “They DID IT!!! They FINALLY DID IT!!! YOU MANIACS!! YOU RAN
OUT OF TAPIOCA!!!”
5> “Oh, don’t mind that strange sound in the hall. It’s just
Nichelle’s boobs scraping the floor.”
4> “What? How far?”
“No, not how far, Pon Farr!”
“Not far. I think we’re almost there.”
3> “This is not the soiled Depends undergarment you’re looking
for.”
2> “Now, I can never keep you guys straight, are you the one that
beat the Kobayashi Maru, or the one that did the Kessel Run?”
Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 1, 8, Topic
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 2
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 3, 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 4
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 5, 9
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6, 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator