July 11th, 2008
The Top 9 Things Overheard
at the Intergalactic Library
at the Intergalactic Library
9> “Wow, I like the way you use your tongue to reach the books on the top shelf!”
8> “No, she’s not shushing us. She’s a SnakeWoman from the Rattler Galaxy.”
7> “Which sector are the holocubes in?”
6> “The farce is strong in this one. Hey Bob, you gotta read this, it’s hilarious!”
5> “Wow baby, is it Fahrenheit 451 in here, or is it just you?”
4> “No! No! I’ll tell you anything you want to know! Just don’t put me in the Vogon Poetry Section!”
3> “I can’t seem to find the Cloaking Theory volumes on the shelf.”
2> “Y’know, I heard all the Earth books were written by monkeys with typewriters. But I’ve seen pictures of them, and they have no tails, so wouldn’t they technically be apes?”
and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at the Intergalactic Library…
1> “WOW! This month’s Galactic Geographic has a great Holo-spread about Eroticon-6!”
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Credits:
Selected from 34 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 1, 4
Tracy Lunquist, DeLand, FL — 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 6
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 8, 9, Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator
