The Top 10 Things Overheard
at an Alien Wedding Reception

10> Can we eat those, or are they guests?

9> “Keep your tentacles to yourself when you’re dancing with my mom, squidface.”

8> “Wow, the groom is really horny, but the bride only has two.”

7> “This is such a long ceremony when we all know she’s going to kill him and lay the eggs in his chest at the honeymoon.”

6> “Hey guys, c’mon. We’re going to tie old Cylons to his Viper!”

5> “So how do they, you know, consummate this thing when they don’t have, erm, compatible, um, organs?”

4> “Her vestment reflects light of all wavelengths equally. How inappropriate!”

3> “Remember, no catching the bouquet with your tongue!”

2> “Fried cat, baked cat, spaghetti with catballs. Looks like ALF convinced her to go with all his favorites.”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at an Alien Wedding Reception…

1> “I hope the groom remembers which tentacle the bride’s wearing the garter on, or we’ll be here all night…”

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 1, 6
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 2
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 3, 10
Pat Bailey, Bremerton WA — 4
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 5
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 8
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 9
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator