NOTE FROM DAVE:

Now that George is finished writing the “Star Wars”
saga, we thought we’d check out his to-do list.

The Top 10 Things on
George Lucas’s To-Do List

10> Pay back the devil.

9> “Tell me about this ‘Internet’ thing I keep hearing about. Is it for sale?”

8> Monday: Order two dozen Leia Slave costumes. Order two dozen hookers. Tuesday - Friday: Repeat.

7> Send Michael Moore a thank-you note for his advice on the subtle application of political propaganda.

6> Check over the case files from the “Battlestar Galactica” lawsuit and see where he went wrong.

5> Take 10 minutes to write the dialogue for the next six movies in the series.

4> Begin secret Ewok/Jar Jar breeding experiments.

3> Write script for “Abbot and Costello Meet Darth Vader.”

2> Teach classes at MIT on how to use the Force.

and the Number 1 Thing on George Lucas’s To-Do List…

1> “I’m going to STARLAND!!” Constructing plans for a 2,600-acre “Star Wars” theme park, now that Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch will likely sell for a song.

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, 10
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 7
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 4, 8
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, ON — 5
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator