NOTE FROM JOHN:

David Duchovny is returning to reprise his role as
Fox Mulder for the two-hour series finale of “The
X-Files.” After years of hard work unconvering the
truth, how did every geek’s favorite FBI agent –
OK, *male* FBI agent — spend his first vacation
in almost a decade?

The Top 5 Things
Mulder Did on His Vacation

5> Investigated whether we’re secretly being invaded by homicidal alien pretzels.

4> Went to see Mothman, because, man, is that scary!

3> Oh, same as always: A cozy bungalow in Cancun, margaritas on the beach, catching some serious rays, and of course the obligatory anal probes by Orion slave girls.

2> Every Tuesday: D&D with Lone Gunmen at Whitley Strieber’s house.

and the Number 1 Thing Mulder Did on His Vacation…

1> Cruisin’ the French Riviera in his stylin’ new aluminum hat, bay-bee!

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 3 (5th #1)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA — 2
Joseph Moore, Concord, CA — 4
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — List Moderator