March 19th, 2004



The Top 10 Surprises on the
Star Trek Voyager Series DVDs


10> The commentary track from the cast is filled with stifled laughter, as they attempt to take the episodes seriously.

9> The doctor finally reveals how Janeway could function with a stick so far up her ass.

8> A special interactive feature lets you summon the ghost of Gene Roddenberry to kick the crap out of Rick Berman.

7> Find the hidden easter eggs to see the GOOD version of the series!

6> Video excerpts from script sessions where all the original and exciting scenes were carefully removed for your viewing safety.

5> The bonus disk is just two hours of Seven of Nine making out with the half-Klingon chick.

4> The full schematics for Seven of Nine, to the tune of ’70s funk music.

3> “You Name the Doctor” feature digitally inserts your specified name into the dialog for every episode.

2> Eighty-three-second retrospective of Harry Kim’s greates

moments.

and the Number 1 Surprise on the Star Trek Voyager Series DVDs…

1> The Voyager Diet: Lose Weight the Janeway!




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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2, 3
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 6
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 9
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight