NOTE FROM JOHN:

The new “Star Trek” movie, starring the Next
Generation crew, began filming last week.

The Top 7 Surprises in
the New “Star Trek” Movie

7> Commander Riker removed from the bridge and kept at an undisclosed secure location, just in case.

6> Musical number where Picard manages to rhyme “petulance” and “flatulence.”

5> “Captain, we’re receiving a hail!” “On screen.” “We are the Borg. All your starbases are belong to us!”

4> Troi crippled when she and Worf finally do the naked pretzel.

3> Wesley Crusher rejoins the crew as the “smart” member of the hit Federation boy-band, *NPhase.

2> Wesley reappears, with a lightning-shaped scar, a broom stick, and a take-no-prisoners-of-Azkaban attitude.

and the Number 1 Surprise in the New “Star Trek” Movie…

1> After Brent Spiner refuses to appear, Commander Data is played by an Xbox.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mike Sarno, Towanda, PA — 1, 4, 6 (2nd #1,
Hat trick!)
Dave Hill, Centennial, CO — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 7
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director