NOTE FROM DAVE:

On July 16, “I Robot” opens starring Will Smith.
We wondered what surprises might be in store for
us when we go to the movies this weekend.

The Top 10 Surprises
in the “I Robot” Movie

10> It turns out that only the female versions of the NS-5 kill, and they’re programmed to rampage every 28 days.

9> Due to the influence of executive producer Charlton Heston, a fourth law was added: The right of the robot to keep and bear arms shall not be abridged.

8> Due to budget constraints, robots from other movies are used, like C-3PO, Robbie, Power Ranger zoids, Al Gore….

7> Retitled “Oy, Robot” for the Tel Aviv premiere.

6> The unnaturally attractive actors and actresses get naked in a big shower scene. No self-respecting science fiction movie would employ such a tawdry gimmick.

5> Will Smith’s concerns that there’s “more than meets the eye” with the robots is confirmed when one of them transforms into a bitchin’ racecar!

4> Robots actually never refer to themselves in the first person.

3> New subtitle: “You, Jane.”

2> In the future, sex appeal is based not on looks or the contents of ones wallet, but by the number of #1s a person gets writing for Internet humor lists.

and the Number 1 Surprise in the “I Robot” Movie…

1> The Terminator challenges the three laws of robotics all the way to the Supreme Court.

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 1, 8, 9 (Hat trick!)
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 2, 10
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 3, 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 7
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Jedi Knight