NOTE FROM JOHN:

News services are reporting that Marvel Comics has
approved the hiring of Peyton Reed, the director of
abysmal cheerleader-power flick “Bring It On”, to
direct the upcoming live-action Fantastic Four movie.
Sure, we expect somebody who was previously involved
with pom-poms and pleated skirts to do justice to
one of the original tales of mutated superheroes:

The Top 5 Surprises in
the Fantastic Four Movie

5> Addition of a new superhero: The Human Pyramid.

4> The Thing’s new battle cry? “IT’S CHEERLEADIN’ TIME!”

3> Invisible Girl not so much invisible, but rather really really shy.

2> The Thing looks surprisingly good in pleats.

and the Number 1 Surprise in the Fantastic Four Movie…

1> Who knew Doctor Doom had an army of cheerleader androids? And who knew androids could boogie?

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

David Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 1 (1st #1! Woohoo!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2, 5
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 3, 4
Charles d’Olive, Waterloo, IA — Topic, Banner Tag
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director