NOTE FROM DAVE:

Today is opening day for the latest of
the Harry Potter films. If you watch
closely, you might notice some surprises.

The Top 8 Surprises in “Harry
Potter and the Goblet of Fire”

8> Lord Voldemort’s last job before Hogwarts? Chief auditor at Enron.

7> To save money, the goblet has a big candle inside that produces the fire.

6> It turns out the Goblet of Fire is the same prop Indiana Jones turned up in “The Last Crusade.”

5> (As a courtesy to the readers, no double entendres on wands, elevation and puberty will be submitted.)

4> Hermione is pregnant with Draco’s child.

3> We find out at long last about the torrid love affair between Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall.

2> Sirius invents “a different kind of radio.”

and the Number 1 Surprise in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of
Fire”…

1> The “Goblet of Fire” is actually a nice glass of Chianti. Fava beans are extra.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 1, 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2
Kate Melnyk, Tewksbury, MA — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 6, 8
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 7
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator