The Top 9 Strange Things
About Having Sex With a Telepath

9> It’s hard to relax afterwards while you’re hearing the whole friggin’ life story of the child you just conceived.

8> If you think people make stupid *sounds* during orgasm, you should see the thoughts!!

7> Let me just put it this way, you shouldn’t have let your mind wander back to when you were a teenager on the farm, Chester.

6> Really can tell when you’re faking it. Still doesn’t care, but can tell.

5> When she says she has a headache, she means it — and she gives it to you, too.

4> Was that your orgasm or hers?

3> Impossible to fake an orgasm, but you can beam him directions to right spot and hope he finally finds it.

2> “I… think… we… should… invite… my… sister… over… to… join… us….”

and the Number 1 Strange Thing About Having Sex With a
Telepath…

1> The sex is nice, but that ability to scratch just the right place on my back: priceless.

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Credits:

Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 1
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4, 7
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — List Moderator/Jedi Apprentice