NOTE FROM GREG:

The WB is thinking about resurrecting the classic
vampire soap opera, “Dark Shadows.”

The Top 7 Storylines
From a Vampire Soap Opera

7> She’s having his illegitimate undead baby!

6> Vampire meets girl, vampire loses girl, vampire drains blood from girl.

5> As the scene opens, we see Barnabas, looking much the worse for wear, skulking away from a darkened White House, furtively wiping the bad taste from his lips, and looking around for something to rinse his mouth.

4> Hey, didn’t we bury that guy a couple of episodes back??!

3> Who staked JR?

2> But… she’s CENTURIES older than he is!

and the Number 1 Storyline From a Vampire Soap Opera…

1> A former lover who had passed away comes back from the dead… I mean undead… no! The dead… HEY! I don’t see you here writing this stuff!

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — 5
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith