NOTE FROM DAVE:

Ever since I started moderating this list, a week
hasn’t gone by when I get someone who sends me a submission
that makes a reference to an anal probe. For whatever
reason, Earthlings seem to think aliens throughout the
universe have an obsession with probing the human backside.
Perhaps this week we can flush some of that out of our system.

The Top 10 Songs
About Being Anally Probed

10> Butt’s Love Got to Do With It

9> Cheek (Not) To Cheek

8> Much, Much More Than A Feeling

7> You Saw The Hole Of My Moon

6> Enter Spaceman

5> How Sweet It Is To Be Probed By You

4> One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Prober

3> Whole Lotta Glove

2> Livin’ La Proba Loca

and the Number 1 Song About Being Anally Probed…

1> Return To Poo Corridor

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Credits:

Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 1, 5
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 4
Chris Pulliam, San Dimas, CA — 6, 8
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 7
Mark David, Sunnyvale, CA — 9
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 10
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — Topic
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator