February 20, 2009     

The Top 9 Signs
Your Sci-Fi Geek Is Sick

9> His answer to the Kirk vs Picard debate is “Whatever.”

8> His pointed ears are droopy.

7> Her phaser is set on “Decongest.”

6> You *thought* all that jerking around was his imitation of the birth of an Alien chestburster. It wasn’t.

5> His urine is a hyper-intelligent shade of the color blue.

4> “To feed a cold and starve a fever is not logical.”

3> She refuses to throw out used tissues, insisting that the plasma oozing out of her nose could be an alien life form that must be treated with dignity and respect.

2> Refers to their diarrhea as “The Wrath of Khan.”

and the Number 1 Sign Your Sci-Fi Geek Is Sick…

1> Looks so bad, even zombies pass him by for a tastier meal.

.

Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 4
Andrea Kelly, Brookville, MD — 3, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7
Guy Reeves, Houston, TX — 8
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator