The Top 10 Signs Your
Pet is an Alien Invader

10> All that barking, tail-wagging and fetching things you throw is making you very suspicious of that hermit crab.

9> The cat keeps leaving little gifts on your doorstep of animals she’s killed, like the local police force.

8> Think: who is picking up whose poop in little baggies?

7> He’s not so much humping your leg as he is probing your anus.

6> For some reason your gerbil keeps receiving these letters addressed to Supreme High Planetary Governor Speedy.

5> None of the other watchdogs have lightsabers.

4> You went to pet your sweet little puppy and he bit your arm off with one head, bit your leg off with the second head and breathed fire into your face with the third!

3> Golden retrievers just cannot be that dumb. It’s got to be an elaborate ruse.

2> The mini scuba diver in the fish tank is complaining about the anal probe.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet is an Alien Invader…

1> Crop circles in the shape of a Milk-Bone

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 1
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 2
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 3, 8
Arnold Gugarty Worcester, MA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Peter Heltzer, Wheeling, IL — 6
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7
Mark David, Redwood City, CA — 9, 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator