NOTE FROM GREG:

The movement to recall California Governor Gray
Davis is in full swing, with rumors circulating
that Arnold Schwarzenegger may run for the office.

The Top 9 Signs Your
Governor Is a Terminator

9> “Vote for me if you want to live.”

8> He supports freely available phased-plasma rifles in the 40-watt range without licenses or registration.

7> He can’t be removed from office by means of a Recall petition – it has to be a Total Recall petition.

6> Claims to be looking to reach out to the young voters, especially the young voters named John Connor.

5> Carries large weapons, enjoys killing and speaks with a funny accent. [Note: Also applies to governors of Texas]

4> He’ll cut your taxes! You can’t stop him! You can’t reason with him about the deficit! That’s what he does! That’s all he does!

3> Replaces capital punishment with shotgun kneecappings.

2> Huge tax credits for companies working on artificial intelligence and time travel technologies.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Governor Is a Terminator…

1> Texas openly admires your governor’s execution record.

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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 1
Steve Thomas, Atlanta, GA — 2, 5
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3, 9
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4, 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 6
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 7
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith