The Top 10 Signs Your Date
Is a Science Fiction Maniac

10> He keeps asking whether you’ve ever considered painting your entire body green.

9> If he recounts just ONE more of Lazarus Long’s slimy “escapades,” you’re gonna grab his limited-edition-certified- reproduction light saber from its custom-made lucite dis

case, and batter him unconscious with it!

8> You order her spaghetti and she keeps sending it back, complaining that her gagh is overcooked.

7> “Pinch my neck one more time and you’re getting maced, you pointy-eared freak!”

6> She’s wearing chain mail armor.

5> He took out a second mortgage to help pay for the next season of “Star Trek: Enterprise.”

4> He always greets you with, “The years are long…” and you’

better know the rest.

3> You’re starting to realize she’s taking that water-sharing reeeeeally seriously.

2> She looks like ET, talks like Data and smells like a we

Wookiee.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Date Is a Science Fiction Maniac…

1> She claims you violated the first law of robotics by not giving her an orgasm.

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Credits:

Selected from 49 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 2, 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 3, 4
Arnold Gugarty Worcester, MA — 6, Topic
Mark David, Redwood City, CA — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 8, 10
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Rookie No More