NOTE FROM JOHN:

As many as 2.6 million people may miss work today
(your humble moderator’s wedding anniversary, by
the way) to see “Star Wars: Attack of the Clones.”

The Top 5 Signs Your Co-Worker
Skipped Work to See Episode II

5> He’s making funny breathing noises, just like after he saw “Last Tango in Paris.”

4> The herd at your nerf ranch is in total chaos.

3> The mail guy’s idle comment that Captain Kirk could kick Luke Skywalker’s ass went totally unchallenged.

2> Her hologram replacement doesn’t spend as much time making personal phone calls.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker Skipped Work to See Episode
II…

1> When he comes in the next day, you hear him muttering “Damn, that sucked! AGAIN!”

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Credits:

Selected from 40 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 1 (2nd #1)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — 2
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 4
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 5
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU List Name
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — Prime Director