NOTE FROM GREG:

Recently, the Hollywood Wax Museum hosted a
Freddy Krueger/Jason Voorhees lookalike contest.
It was a promotion for the “Freddy vs. Jason” DVD,
lest you think this sort of thing is common.

The Top 6 Signs You Won’t Win
a Freddy/Jason Lookalike Contest

6> Let’s just say your wardrobe is less Freddy Kruger than it is Freddy Mercury.

5> Massive plastic surgery may make you look freaky, and you are known for wearing a glove on one hand, but Jermaine and Tito think you should lie low until after the trial.

4> Neither Freddy nor Jason has gold stripes on the sleeves of *his* Chief Justice robes.

3> The only similarity noticeable is that you also look much better when wearing a hockey mask.

2> I think the sombrero may be the problem.

and the Number 1 Sign You Won’t Win a Freddy/Jason Lookalike
Contest…

1> “Bah, I’m too busy perfecting my Klingon brow ridges to be bothered with such frivolity.”

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 5 (Woohoo!)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, Runner Up list name
David Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 3, 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 4
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 5, 6
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith