The Top 10 Signs of Ancient Astronauts

10> Stonehenge bears striking resemblance to Martian genitalia.

9> Among the Mayan ruins in Guatamala, a keg of Romulan ale.

8> Who needs archaeologists? Rod Serling said so, and that’s good enough for me!

7> A passage in the Dead Sea Scrolls that translates, “That’s one small step for seraphim….”

6> An ancient five-iron in the pyramid of Cheops, with a hieroglyph that looks like a guy in a space suit hooking a shot into the desert.

5> Deciphering pyramid hieroglyphics reveals “save on prescription medications from Antares.”

4> When viewed from above at just the right angle, Stonehenge looks almost exactly like an “IDIC” symbol.

3> One of the things found in King Tut’s tomb was a half empty bag of Purina Astronaut Chow.

2> Heck, that’s all the doddering old congressman from Ohio ever talks about.

and the Number 1 Sign of Ancient Astronauts…

1> Recently discovered Mayan ruins include a pictograph of what looks like the gods descending from the skies in giant wheels of light, lifting up one of the chosen and giving him an anal probe.

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 3, Topic
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 5
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 6, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 8
Ryan Garcia, Austin, TX — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator