NOTE FROM GREG:

Rumors have been swirling around the Star Wars
camps. Apparently, George Lucas wants to monkey
with the original Trilogy more (adding Hayden
Christensen and Ian McDiarmid digitally, etc).
Apparently, he’s also lobbying to have a directing
co-credit on “The Empire Strikes Back” and “Return
of the Jedi” because of his previous monkeying.

The Top 10 Signs
George Lucas Has Gone Nuts

10> Episode III? Droid free.

9> Has his midichlorian count tested weekly at the local walk-in clinic.

8> Insists that Obi Wan’s mustache be braided and wound into buns on the side of his face.

7> He’s stylin’ the latest in tissue-box footwear.

6> He’ll be closing down LucasArts to focus on macrame-based LucasCrafts.

5> Will turn out another mediocre movie that will still make more money than the combined net worth of everyone who will contribute to or read this list. Now, who’s nuts?

4> Claims the Rebel Alliance has set up a hidden base in his beard.

3> Is said to be planning a sequel to “Attack of the Clones.”

2> Has legally changed his name to Geo-Geo Binks.

and the Number 1 Sign George Lucas Has Gone Nuts…

1> Sells used cars at a price so low, he must be crazy!

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 1 (Woohoo!)
Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA — 2, 4
Steven Shehori, Toronto, Canada — 3, 6, 9 (Hat trick!)
Blake Taylor, Ogden, UT — 5, 8, HM list name
Jennifer A. Ford, Fort Wayne, IN — 7
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 10
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — RU list name
Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada — Dark Lord of the Sith
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