The Top 10 Signs Aliens Have
Taken Over the Presidential Primaries

10> Huckabee? Really? You couldn’t think of a better earth name than *that*?

9> Candidates begin defining “Illegal Aliens” as any being from more than 2 billion light years away.

8> Your candidate starts saying things like: I *WILL* be elected! Resistance is futile!”

7> Debate audiences asking fewer questions about health care, more questions about galactic free trade.

6> Instead of a podium, Mitt Romney stands in front of a large monolith.

5> Winner of Iowa: A two-faced liar. Winner of N.H.: A two-faced, eight-legged, multi-dimensional insect.

4> Hillary Clinton’s repeated rubbing against the campaign stump to shed scales.

3> Something just burst out of Fred Thompson’s abdomen and ate Ron Paul.

2> “My opponent claims to be a Washington outsider, but I say his tentacles are deep into the pockets of special interests!”

and the Number 1 Sign Aliens Have Taken Over the Presidential Primaries…

1> Those guys in the back row holding “Klingons for Thompson” signs.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 2, Topic
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 3, 5
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4, 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 8, 9
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — 10
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator