NOTE FROM DAVE:

This time of year, our thoughts always turn to
love — or mating — regardless of species.
Here are a few cards we’d like to see.

The Top 10 SF
Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards

10> Roses are red, The big pill is blue, The Matrix isn’t real And neither are you.

9> Roses are red, Violets are limp, If you weren’t Robert Heinlein, You’d have made a great pimp.

8> Roses are red, Brown is a cookie. Come on over, Leia, And play with my Wookiee.

7> It’s been a good time, But you failed to enthrall. Soon “Enterprise” is gone, Then bye-bye, T’Pol.

6> Heinlein is read, “Star Trek” is watched, Except for “Enterprise,” Whose scriptwriting’s botched.

5> The Light side is good, You can ask any Wookiee. But each Light must have Dark, Like this Oreo cookie.

4> Roses are red, Violets are tiny. If we’re talking “Star Trek,” Picard kicks Kirk’s heinie.

3> Mars is red, Water is blue. Valentine Michael Smith is God, And I am too.

2> Pon Farr can be hard For Vulcans, it’s clear. But you’re not a Vulcan, So stop pinching my rear.

and the Number 1 SF Valentine’s Day Greeting Card…

1> Roses are red, Leah’s my sister. Now that I know, I shouldn’t have kissed her.

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 1, 10
Doug Crews, Oceanside, CA — 2, 5
Lisa Comeau, Toronto, ON — 3
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 4, 9
Douglas Bishop, Fort Wayne, IN — 6, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — Rookie No More