NOTE FROM DAVE:

We can only hope no one clones some
of today’s most annoying talk show
hosts. Here are some ideas for what
we might see somewhere down the road.

The Top 10 SF Talk
Shows and Their Hosts

10> Wives who keep coming out of the woodwork, with your host, John Sheridan.

9> How celebrities throughout the galaxy get in shape through diet and exercise! With your host, Jabba the Hutt.

8> Tormenting a generation of horny fanboys… does she feel our pain? With your host, Deanna Troi.

7> Xenomorph, schmenomorph! Do these bugs deserve to die? With your host, Ellen Ripley.

6> How to get what you really want in life through *PEACEFUL* co-existence with your fellow beings! with your host, the Cylon commander.

5> Fifty ways to love your lever, next on the Data and Robocop hour.

4> This Extremely Old House, filmed from the City on the Edge of Forever. With our hosts Captain James Kirk, Doctor Leonard McCoy and Edith Keeler.

3> Women who used to be men, today on the Starbuck show.

2> Insincere chats with celebrities I have, reviews in the Book Club we give, and a free spacepod every audience member gets, by Yoda hosted.

and the Number 1 SF Talk Show and Its Host…

1> Back in history with guests Abraham Lincoln, Socrates and Joan of Arc, with our very excellent hosts, Bill and Ted!

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 4
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 2
Peter Heltzer, Buffalo Grove, IL — 3, 5
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 6, 9
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 7, 8, 10 (Hat trick!)
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator