November 3rd, 2006
NOTE FROM DAVE:
It’s that time again: Next Tuesday
is election day here in the US.
Let’s see what some of our favorite
SF candidates are running for.
is election day here in the US.
Let’s see what some of our favorite
SF candidates are running for.
The Top 10 SF Political Slogans
10> For the bottom line in public relations, vote Lazarus Long for Foreign Affairs Minister!
9> Vote for Seven of Nine/T’Pol. No new taxes, read their lips. (Hey, their lips are up *here*, buster!)
8> Maureen Robinson: It’s time for a new commander on the Jupiter 2 — and *I’ll* stop and ask for directions.
7> Vote Darth Vader for Empire Ethics Commissioner: He will be a *FORCE* for change.
6> Vote Baltar, because he knows how to give those toasters a really good frakking.
5> Ready for an honest, reliable, peace-loving president? Vote Zaphod Beeblebrox!
4> Han Solo: Shoot first — Vote For Han.
3> Yoda I am and this message approve I do: Old, little, green he is, the Strom Thurmond he is of the Jedi Party.
2> Marty McFly for Hill Valley Mayor: Working together tomorrow for a brighter yesterday — today! Or last week. In a few years. Whenever.
and the Number 1 SF Political Slogan…
1> Tired of waffling politicians so afraid of criticism they never take a firm stand on policy decisions? Sick of partisan yes-men? It’s time for Ming the Merciless! Ming for Emperor: Back, and better than ever!
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Credits:
Selected from 32 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, 5, 10 (Hat trick!)
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3, 8
Brian Pierce, Lynnwood, WA — 4
Dan Thompson, Austin, TX — 6
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 7
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator