10> Yoda: I will stop talking like a backwater rube and speak
using normal grammar like every one else. My resolution this
is. Damn!
9> Spock: Less Pon, more Farr.
8> Professor Xavier: Finally get around to entering that Captain
Picard lookalike contest.
7> Gaius Baltar: Well, I succeeded with last year’s resolution,
so I guess I’ve got to go for a foursome this year.
6> Qui-Gon Jin: To start listening to that old Jedi Council a
little more closely.
5> Amazonian Bikini Vixens from Planet Playtex: We must stop
kidnapping those sexually irresistible Earthmen, especially
the studliest ones who contribute to Internet humor lists.
4> The Doctor: Actually get the Tardis to go where I ask it to
go. Just once.
3> Luke Skywalker: I resolve to stop fighting with my dad and to
stop kissing my sister.
2> Don West: I resolve, when no one else is looking, to beat the
living snot out of Dr. Smith every chance I get.
professional underwear model!
Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 3, 10 (Hat trick!)
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 4, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6, 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator