The Top 10 SF New Years’ Resolutions

10> Yoda: I will stop talking like a backwater rube and speak using normal grammar like every one else. My resolution this is. Damn!

9> Spock: Less Pon, more Farr.

8> Professor Xavier: Finally get around to entering that Captain Picard lookalike contest.

7> Gaius Baltar: Well, I succeeded with last year’s resolution, so I guess I’ve got to go for a foursome this year.

6> Qui-Gon Jin: To start listening to that old Jedi Council a little more closely.

5> Amazonian Bikini Vixens from Planet Playtex: We must stop kidnapping those sexually irresistible Earthmen, especially the studliest ones who contribute to Internet humor lists.

4> The Doctor: Actually get the Tardis to go where I ask it to go. Just once.

3> Luke Skywalker: I resolve to stop fighting with my dad and to stop kissing my sister.

2> Don West: I resolve, when no one else is looking, to beat the living snot out of Dr. Smith every chance I get.

and the Number 1 SF New Years’ Resolution…

1> I, Worf, resolve to finally realize my dream of becoming a professional underwear model!

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Tom Rodman, Durham, NC — 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 3, 10 (Hat trick!)
Eric Akawie, Annandale, VA — 4, 7, 9 (Hat trick!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 6, 8
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — SF List Moderator