The Top 10 SF Haiku

10> Our TopFive haiku: They suck like a rogue black hole, Worse than Vogon poems.

9> Marvin’s not happy. Brain the size of a planet. Hates this poem, too.

8> Star Trek fan fiction: Kirk, Spock together naked. Gods, I might vomit.

7> None of this is real. It’s all in Philip Dick’s head. He liked to use drugs.

6> Total rewrite of “Battlestar Galactica”? I liked the first one.

5> Easier it is When imitating Yoda To write a haiku.

4> Soon I leave the Earth, The stars my destination. But first, a brothel.

3> Greetings, cheerleader! Be awed by my fake Spock ears. Let us pon farr now.

2> Chekov reports in, “Klingons off the starboard bow!” Same as last week’s show.

and the Number 1 SF Haiku…

1> Palpatine, a Sith? Blind have the Jedi become! Screwed, we are now, hmmmm?

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Genevre Wolf, Lakewood, Ohio — 2, 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 4, 10 (Hat trick!)
Mark David, Redwood City, CA — 5
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 6
Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL — 7, 9
Dave Oberhart, Durham, NC — List Moderator